Casting

Director

David Zucker

Producer

Robert K. Weiss

Executive Producer

Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker, Gil Netter

Writer

Pat Proft, David Zucker

Original Music Composer

Ira Newborn

Director of Photography

Robert M. Stevens

Editor

Christopher Greenbury, James R. Symons

Production Design

John J. Lloyd

Set Decoration

Mickey S. Michaels

Makeup Artist

James R. Scribner, Stephen Abrums

Camera Operator

Allen D. Easton, Joseph E. Thibo

Leslie Nielsen
Leslie NielsenLt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Priscilla PresleyJane Spencer
George Kennedy
George KennedyEd Hocken
O. J. Simpson
O. J. SimpsonNordberg
Robert Goulet
Robert GouletQuentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths
Richard GriffithsDr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes
Jacqueline BrookesCommissioner Brumford
Anthony James
Anthony JamesHector Savage
Lloyd Bochner
Lloyd BochnerBaggett
Tim O'Connor
Tim O'ConnorFenzwick
Peter Mark Richman
Peter Mark RichmanDunwell
Ed Williams
Ed WilliamsTed Olsen
John Roarke
John RoarkeGeorge Bush
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Margery Jane RossBarbara Bush
Peter Van Norden
Peter Van NordenJohn Sununu
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Gail NeelyWinnie Mandela
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Colleen FitzpatrickBlues Singer
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Sally RosenblattMrs. Redmond
Alexander Folk
Alexander FolkCrackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Jose Gonzales-GonzalesMariachi
Larry McCormick
Larry McCormickTV Reporter
Cliff Bemis
Cliff BemisBarbecue Dad
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D.D. HowardBarbecue Mom
William Woodson
William WoodsonTV Commercial Announcer
Mel Tormé
Mel TorméMel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa GaborZsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka
Bill Chemerka"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Christopher J. Keene
Christopher J. Keene"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Ken Kerman
Ken Kerman"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Al Fann
Al Fann"It's 4 minutes too slow."
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Tom McGreevey"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
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James Gilstrap"Always nice to see nice people."
'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic"You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo
Gina Mastrogiacomo"Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright
Jeff Wright"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman
C. Lindsay Workman"Your coat, sir?"
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John Stevens"Phone call, Commissioner"
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Gokul"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
Charlotte Zucker
Charlotte Zucker"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Don Pugsley
Don Pugsley"He's wired!"
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Carlos Betancourt"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
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Bernardo Márquez"Recuerdos a todos."
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Margarito Mendoza"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
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Lee Terri"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
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Claude Jay McLin"Yeah!"
Manny Perry
Manny Perry"Let's get him."
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Alex Zimmerman"Yeah!"
Raynor Scheine
Raynor Scheine"You're on my groin."
John Fleck
John Fleck"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Susan Breslau
Susan BreslauParty Guest
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Leslie MaierParty Guest
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Ron RosenblattMr. Redmond
Jennifer Kretchmer
Jennifer KretchmerBarbecue Daughter
Ryan Harrison
Ryan HarrisonBarbecue Boy
David Zucker
David ZuckerDavy Crockett
Robert K. Weiss
Robert K. WeissObstetrician
Robert LoCash
Robert LoCashFBI Agent
Burton Zucker
Burton ZuckerLab Technician
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Lewis FriedmanLab Technician
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Bob ReitmanLab Technician
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Gene MuellerLab Technician
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Gino SalomoneLab Technician
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Robert J. ElisbergMcTigue
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Mindy NewbornSlave to the Composer
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Jan CampbellLady in Waiting
Wendy Hogan
Wendy HoganLady in Waiting
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Françoise RuggieriWhite House Dinner Guest (uncredited)