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Casting

Director

Steve Barron

Producer

Steve Barron, Neil Peplow

Executive Producer

Luc Roeg, Nigel Green, Charles Finch, Robert Halmi Sr., Robert Jones

Writer

Johnny Smith, Rob Sprackling

Original Music Composer

Antony Genn, Duncan Mackay, Mark Neary

Director of Photography

Mike Eley

Editor

Colin Green

Casting

Nina Gold

Production Design

John Reid

Art Direction

Ged Boyan, Marcos Flaksman

Set Decoration

Steve Oakes

Costume Design

Siobhan Barron

Makeup Artist

Gill Rees, Alex King

Visual Effects Supervisor

Tom Wood

Ricky Tomlinson
Ricky TomlinsonMike Bassett
Amanda Redman
Amanda RedmanKarine Bassett
Philip Jackson
Philip JacksonLonnie Urquart
Bradley Walsh
Bradley WalshDave Dodds
Martin Bashir
Martin BashirInterviewer
Phill Jupitus
Phill JupitusTommo Thompson
Dean Lennox Kelly
Dean Lennox KellyKevin Tonkinson
Robbie Gee
Robbie GeeSmallsy
Geoff Bell
Geoff BellGary Wackett
Pelé
PeléSelf
Ulrich Thomsen
Ulrich ThomsenDr. Hans Shoegaarten
Geoffrey Hutchings
Geoffrey HutchingsGeoffrey Lightfoot
Angela Curran
Angela CurranMargaret
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Danny TennantJason Bassett
Sean Gilder
Sean GilderJournalist
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Mark BurdisJournalist
Nigel Lindsay
Nigel LindsayJournalist
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Sue BarkerSelf
Gabby Logan
Gabby LoganSelf
Keith Allen
Keith AllenSelf
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Natasha KaplinskySelf
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Dickie BirdSelf
Robert Putt
Robert PuttJack Marshall
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John AlfordDeano
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Dean HolnessDanny
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Scott MeanParksey
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Terry KielyHarpsey
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Peter McGillycuddyGorgeous
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Toby RedwoodBerksey
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Thomas KenyonMacca
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Andy AnsahSuper
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Robert CampionSmudger
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Alex LawlerSexy
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Dion OsborneOssie
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Danny HusbandsNormal
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Declan PerkinsPerky
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Phil GrideletGrids
Jenny Frost
Jenny FrostSelf
Liz McClarnon
Liz McClarnonSelf
Malcolm Terris
Malcolm TerrisPhil Cope
Ian Lindsay
Ian LindsayManchester Rep
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Lloyd McGuireMidlands Rep
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Chris McQuarryAlan Massey
Stephen Walters
Stephen WaltersSupporter
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Barry VenisonSelf
Ronaldo
RonaldoSelf
Kim Durham
Kim DurhamBenson
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Robert HudsonHedges
Des Hamilton
Des HamiltonScottish Player
Paul Rattray
Paul RattrayScottish Player
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Neil PeplowScottish Goalie
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Glen MulhernIrish Player
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Kevin HudsonFootballer (uncredited)